I was somewhat productive today.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
…this is actually ridiculously useful for character analysis.
”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”
“Not really,” said Aziraphale.
Crawly looked at the rain.
“No,” he said, sobering up. “I suppose not.”
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
First look at The Time of The Doctor in this trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas Special.
Premieres Christmas Day, December 25th 2013 at 9/8c on BBC America
December 25, 2013 at 8pm on Space (Canada)
December 25, 2013 at 7:30pm on BBC ONE (UK)
December 25, 2013 at 10pm on BBC HD Brasil (Brazil)
December 26, 2013 at 7:30pm on ABC1 (Australia)
December 26, 2013 at 8:30pm on Prime (New Zealand)
If you missed it earlier, here’s the trailer for Doctor Who ‘The Time of the Doctor’ Christmas special.
My name is Claire Novak. Five years ago, my father agreed to become an angel's vessel again when he had a chance to escape. He did it to save my life. He never came home. So this is for you, Daddy. Don't worry, I'll find them all. 'Cause when you've had an angel's grace inside you, it's not hard to track all those sons of bitches down. My name is Claire Novak, and I remember everything.
this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.